Royal Affair

There is so much talk going on and on about the Royal Wedding. So much to do. So much to prepare. So many details that can't be overlooked.

But I'm over here thinking, "Who gives a crap about a Royal Wedding? Princess Jocelyn's 4th birthday party is the real royal celebration that anyone should be talking about."

And believe me, there was so much to do. So much to prepare. And so many details that were not overlooked.

It was a Royal celebration indeed, with so many eager princes and princesses all here to honor the grand day of your birth, to be read aloud in your best English accent.

From your mother and father, Queen Jenn and King Scott, we hope you had a royally memorable and magical 4th birthday our sweet baby girl.

Maybe I did forget one detail.

I should have hired some dudes to be royal guards outside of Westra Castle as the guests arrived. Oh well. 💂‍♂️