Chicken

"So tell me about dis chicken."

"Under all his feders is dis skin I'm cutting up, right?"

"Do you think he is the uncle of those baby chicks today? Because that is just super sad."

"Wait, he's dead, right? Did he have a neck? Because I bet this would tickle if him was alive."

"Let's name him. I think he's a Ba-ling. (Talking to it) Is that your name little guy? Are you Ba-ling? He is. He shook his head on his neck long ago."

"Are you serious mom? I can't keep him in my room? What the heck. This is nonsense."

"Do you think he's a happy chicken? I think that happy chickens taste the best and he is reyee yummy. Try it."

"Careful mom. I'm gonna slice it up nice."