Thursday, June 27, 2013

"Look, it's FREAKING flamingos!"

Every morning is the same.
 
"Mom, What are we going to do today that is fun?" asks Afton.
Jack chimes in, "I want to go in the pool."
Afton responds, "Yeah, me too! But let's do that after we do something really fun ok?"
So they both say not exactly simultaneously, but like freaking clockwork, "Let's go do something really fun." and Afton kindly adds, "LIKE NOW!"
I reply, "UGH! Ok. Let me figure something out."

Today's adventure was the checking out some Flamingos at the Flamingo Hotel & Casino. I think to myself, "This will be fun and EASY. It's free. They watched a documentary on these birds and loved it. We always read the Baby Flamingo book that we have. The Flamingo Hotel isn't too far away and if we go early enough, we won't melt. Oh and bonus, the strip won't be too crazy at this hour. Maybe if we are lucky, we can swing by the Splash Pad afterwards just to cool down."

Despite my positive thoughts, it was not as "EASY" as I had hoped. Turns out that there is construction on the strip, right at the Las Vegas BLVD. and Flamingo intersection. Bummer. Also, there is construction into the Flamingo parking garage so you can't get there from the strip. Crap. Being the Las Vegas native that I am, I do not fret. I will just go the back way into the hotel. Ahhhhhh. No. I can't do that either. They entries to the back of the Flamingo hotel are closed due to the building a giant freaking Ferris Wheel.  ARGH! Ok. No worries. I'll go over by The Quad. (The hotel just to the right of the Flamingo.) That is ALSO under major construction, but I at least was able to pull into a parking garage. However while doing that, I was driving in the wrong lane of traffic and only noticed when a car was driving right at us. Apparently I missed the 1 foot by 1 foot sign that said they changed the "normal" flow of traffic due to construction. "Pardon our mess!" Seriously? So we finally park. Now we have to find our way through this freaking maze of a hotel, the Quad. Ridiculous. Walk along the strip through a under construction type walkway, (reminded me of NYC) with cars zooming past us. Scary. Then walk through the old FLAMINGO hotel that reeked of cigarettes and I can't quite place what the other ODOR was exactly. Eeeewwwwee. But to make a long SOB story short, we finally arrived, and SURVIVED. The babies were so excited when they got to the habitat. Jack yelled in the casino as loud as I have EVER heard him yell, "Look, it's FREAKING flamingos!" Everyone around us just laughed and commented on how adorable he was! I just smiled and said, "I know!" (Just kidding, I didn't really say that, but I always wants to!)
Flamingos in the background.
You can't tell by their faces, but they really are having fun.
Giant Japanese Koi fishies and Albino Channel Catfish

Black Swan
South American Black-Necked swan
"Turtles like cousin Ashley's, but not like Aunt Allison's, because her's don't go in the water."
 Breaking rules to see the animals
Duckies
 
You are probably wondering why these pictures look so freaking cute, and terrible at the same time. Well, freaking cute: They are pictures of my babies.
Terrible: You could get to hold the birds for free, but they don't allow personal photos to be taken. You can go check out the pictures to purchase across the way. As I ask the man, "How much to they cost?" I am snapping pictures of the picture on their computer screen because, I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO SPEND "$20 on ONE 5x7 or $25 for TWO 5x7s or $45 for a thumbdrive of all 17 pictures." My jaw dropped as he shared these prices with me, and he looked at me as if I was nuts.  Clearly these "bootlegged" versions of the pictures will work just fine for me and our memories. :)
 
 
We had a great time looking at the "FREAKING flamingos." We survived our walk back and even had time to swing by the splash pad.
 
 
It was another fun day. Until tomorrow morning when I hear,
 
"Mom, What are we going to do today that is fun?" asks Afton.
Jack chimes in, "I want to go in the pool."
Afton responds, "Yeah, me too! But let's do that after we do something really fun ok?"
So they both say not exactly simultaneously, but like freaking clockwork, "Let's go do something really fun." and Afton kindly adds, "LIKE NOW!"
I reply, "UGH! Ok. Let me figure something out."

Monday, June 24, 2013

The Greatest Show on Earth

Who doesn't love the circus? Russian parents who hate to see their only child leave to be a part of group of oddly talented people that hang out on a train traveling across the United States instead of being home to help milk the family goat. What kind of silly question is that? Everyone loves the circus. Especially when you get free tickets from JOHN BARNES! (Big shout out to him and Sunburst Shutters! Woot Woot!)

Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey did not disappoint. Jack and Afton have been very lucky to be able to see the circus now 2 years in a row. (Last year we paid, this year was free!) We invited some special people to go with us this year. Grandma Jones, The Jones Family, and the Morris Family

Before the show:
If you get to the show early, the floor is open with 3 different circled stages. There are all kinds of fun activities happening. The babies love being able to be down there with all the "circus folk" and seeing their wacky tricks up close.
 Walking the wire!
 Afton and Bella
 My Sugar and Joel - Total Clowns
 
 Intrigued
Pretty ponies
 My hot clown!
 My brother and Stephanie
 Brooke selected to go out and jump rope!
Jack was NOT AT ALL interested, until it was all over, of course.
 Sporting his new Toms with giraffes
 "Maybe we will see one at the circus today mom!"
 So close to the Giant Elephants
He strolls.
He paints.
He even kicks the ball at the crowd!
 Finding our seats
During the show:
 Crazy man with tigers
 Freakishly strong people
 Chick shot from this cannon,
 It was so COOL!
 My girl being a clown.
 
 Elephants! Elephants! Elephants!
 
So much fun! It was a circus in there. Literally!
 

Thursday, June 20, 2013

TOMS

What can I say?

Really?

Would you expect anything different from ME at a SALE like this?
Waiting.
Preparing.
Deep breathing.
Selecting.
Searching.
Sorting.
Organizing.
Leaving.
Packaging.
Little Baby shoes
Shoes for ?
Daddy's Shoes
My shoes
Shoes for Jack and Afton until they are 8!
 
 
There are no words to explain how I felt that day. Or to explain how angry my sugar will be if he EVER reads this blog!